Sunday, June 15, 2008

Mount And Blade Best Mods

NEW BUSINESS




Bizarra initiative of a dentist Ligurian which to tackle inflation in the month of May (3.6%), in decided to use one of the primitive techniques of payment, the "barter".
In exchange for his medical treatment, did not ask for payment in money, but rather 'a bit of companionship between two hugs and a kiss. Were many maidens who have turned to the care of a professional, but the reason for which they have done so remains a mystery, they needed care or sex? This ark will be able to reveal the sun
the patients of Dr. "M" (as' signed himself in his e-mail, the enterprising dentist).
If this initiative was also adopted by noble profession, can not deny that I would be happy to bring along some ailment or a small muscular neuralgia, excited to go to a doctor to another without having to pay one euro. For us boys, this is a dream locked in the drawer, hoping the common sense of some charming doctor who understands that because of high oil prices and inflation, ask their advice is always more difficult if you do not submit the 730. For women, this is much easier, if by chance, you should be equipped with good looks, great availability and a bit of initiative, and comtempo need a dentist (without recourse to a loan), this is possible by contacting Dr. "M".
Hello boys and girls, however I would point especially to the fairer sex that I am a gas station, so ............................. ...........
soon

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Famous Players Popcorn

CAMPA HUNDRED YEARS WHO DRINK BEER ...... Habemus


must have been the motto that has driven a Polish lady to make alcohol without taking into consideration that this would damage the health of the baby she was carrying. Thus, at birth the little creature turned out to be already drunk! I hope this little child, because of this unfortunate event has not been previously reported by fate, as happened many years ago for a friend of mine (in that case was a famous photo with Alvaro Vitali). Instead of dreaming of playing football in big clubs like Milan, Barcelona, \u200b\u200bReal Madrid, this child, through its curriculum, not that the will go to join the Friends of PLAY & REPLAY, who of course greetings. Of course I wanted to be ironic, because the apprehension of the news in disbelief. HERE'S THE NEWS (Reuters):


WARSAW, 10 June - The mother was drunk at the time of birth: so 'a baby' born in Poland with 2.9 grams of alcohol per liter of blood. The sources said the police have stated that for now is the baby and the mother are doing well. The mother, Monica K. 38 year old was taken to a hospital in Otwock, near Warsaw, with 1.2 grams of alcohol per liter of blood. Now faces a sentence of up to 5 years in prison for exposing the infant to risks to life and health.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Excessive Fuel Consumption E46

PAPAM


Habemus Papam, there is the announcement that Cardinal Protodeacon ceremony, the first order of cardinal deacons, the Catholic people when it is legitimately elected the new pope, and he accepts the ' election, but this time is the announcement of the community Brindisi.
Now has come the long awaited moment that all the faithful anxiously awaiting the visit of Pope Benedict XVI. In Brindisi, everything will spin smoothly for the event, thanks to the organizational machine that will let fools or the activity of the pope demonstrators bear hardships I wanted to bring the program of the visit of the Pope in Puglia:


Saturday, June 14

Roma15.00
Transfer by car from the Vatican at Rome-Ciampino.


Rome Ciampino15.30
Departure by plane from Rome-Ciampino Galatina.


Santa Maria di Leuca16.30
arrival at the military airport "Fortunato Cesari" of Helicopter Galatina.Trasferimento from "Fortunato Cesari" of Galatina in Santa Maria di Leuca.


16:50
Arrival of Santa Maria in Punta Ristola Leuca.Trasferimento to drive to the Sanctuary of Santa Maria de finibus terrae, in Santa Maria di Leuca.


17:30
Eucharistic Celebration in the Piazzale del Santuario di Santa Maria de finibus terrae, in Santa Maria di Leuca. Homily of the Holy Padre.Saluto Members of the Organizing Committee of Visita.Trasferimento drive from the Sanctuary of Santa Maria de finibus terrae Heliport Ristola tip.


19:30
Departure by helicopter from Ristola tip of Santa Maria di Leuca to Brindisi.


Brindisi 20:00
Arriving by helicopter in the parking lot of the Port of Split Via Brindisi.Trasferimento in car Via Lenio Flacco in Brindisi.


20:30
meetings with citizens, and particularly with young people, in Piazzale Lenio Flacco in Brindisi. Address of the Holy Episcopate Padre.Trasferimento car in Brindisi.


21:15
Dinner and overnight at the Bishop's private.


Sunday, June 15

09:15
Meeting with Benedictine and Carmelite cloistered nuns of the diocese, in the Chapel of the Episcopate of Brindisi.Trasferimento in car Port of Brindisi.


10:00
Mass Sant'Apollinare to dock in the port of Brindisi. Homily of the Angelus Domini Padre.Recita dock Sant'Apollinare in the port of Brindisi. Words of the Holy Padre.Trasferimento drive from Port of Brindisi Episcopate.

13:00
Lunch with the Bishops of the Bishops of Apulia Brindisi.Sosta rest in Episcopio.


16:30
greeting to the members of the organizing committee of the visit in Bishop's Brindisi.Trasferimento to drive by the episcopate to the Cathedral of Brindisi.



16:45 Meeting with the priests at the Cathedral of Brindisi. Speech by the Holy Father.


17:15
Transfer by car from the airport of Brindisi-Casale Cathedral.


17:45
Departure by plane from Rome to Brindisi-Casale-Ciampino.


Rome-Ciampino 1 8:45
Ciampino.Trasferimento-Arrival at Rome airport by helicopter from the Vatican in Rome-Ciampino